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lazyyounglady:

Josh Peck in his prime

(Source: talesofnorth, via gennyhernandezzz)

mojoflower:

lemonsharks:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

this pun is unsafe

omg.  a LAB JOKE.  this brings me so much joy.

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

(via gennyhernandezzz)

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

(via swansfromtheunderground)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
moniquill:

Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
nat-sg:

artist-refs:

Islamic Headscarves by ArsalanKhanArtist

Heck yeah, I needed to know about this.

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via synessthesia)

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

(via synessthesia)